<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7680947241610988942</id><updated>2011-04-21T11:38:07.626-07:00</updated><title type='text'>as melhores piadas do tremetudo2</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tremetudo2.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7680947241610988942/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tremetudo2.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>os vigaristas2</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12159812322361661713</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7680947241610988942.post-4700265473111886644</id><published>2008-11-19T08:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T08:49:32.035-08:00</updated><title type='text'>क्लिक</title><content type='html'>http://www.supergrana.com/pages/index.php?refid=bruno999&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7680947241610988942-4700265473111886644?l=tremetudo2.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7680947241610988942.post-8256328848330818501</id><published>2008-11-18T16:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-18T16:10:38.541-08:00</updated><title type='text'>olha a pegadinha eim se liga!?!?!?!?!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="underline"  style="font-size:100%;"&gt;rizadinha&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Se vc é uma bixinha e gosta de dar a bundinha de uma rizadinha!!!!!!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7680947241610988942-8256328848330818501?l=tremetudo2.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tremetudo2.blogspot.com/feeds/8256328848330818501/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7680947241610988942.post-3968764514110290936</id><published>2008-11-18T16:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-18T16:01:50.054-08:00</updated><title type='text'>bixinhas hu!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="underline"  style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Bicha no Sexy Shop&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Uma bicha entrou num sexy-shop. Toda discreta, chama um vendedor e pergunta&lt;br /&gt;pelos pênis de borracha. O vendedor leva numa sala reservada e mostra vários&lt;br /&gt;pênis de tamanho e cores diversas.&lt;br /&gt;A bicha olha e diz baixinho:&lt;br /&gt;-Eu quero aquele vermelhão lá daquele canto (apontando).&lt;br /&gt;-Ei, bicha, aquilo é o extintor de incêndio. !!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7680947241610988942-3968764514110290936?l=tremetudo2.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tremetudo2.blogspot.com/feeds/3968764514110290936/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7680947241610988942&amp;postID=3968764514110290936' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7680947241610988942/posts/default/3968764514110290936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7680947241610988942/posts/default/3968764514110290936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tremetudo2.blogspot.com/2008/11/bixinhas-hu.html' title='bixinhas hu!!!'/><author><name>os vigaristas2</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12159812322361661713</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7680947241610988942.post-3116798782882579234</id><published>2008-11-18T15:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-18T15:54:43.809-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mundo das piadas</title><content type='html'>&lt;div id="header_text"&gt;     &lt;h1&gt;&lt;span class="description"&gt;Página dedicada a piadas, anedotas e tudo o que for neste sentido…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;    &lt;/div&gt;                &lt;div class="post hentry category-advogado category-baiano category-cinema category-erotica category-humor-negro category-medico" id="post-438"&gt;    &lt;h2&gt;Top 10&lt;/h2&gt;      &lt;div class="entrytext"&gt;     &lt;div class="snap_preview"&gt;&lt;p&gt;- Como é que se chama um traficante armado até os dentes?&lt;br /&gt;- É melhor chamar, no mínimo, de senhor…&lt;br /&gt;=========================================&lt;br /&gt;9º lugar&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;- Como é que se faz um monte de velhinhas gritar “Merda”?&lt;br /&gt;- É só gritar “Bingo”!!!&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;================================================&lt;br /&gt;8º lugar&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;- Por que Hitler odiava os judeus?&lt;br /&gt;- Porque ele não conhecia os argentinos.&lt;br /&gt;=====================================&lt;br /&gt;7º lugar&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;A baiana deitada na rede pergunta pro amigo:&lt;br /&gt;- Meu rei… Tem aí remédio pra mordida de tartaruga?&lt;br /&gt;- Tem não, minha linda. Por que? Você foi mordida?&lt;br /&gt;- Ainda não, mas ela está vindo na minha direção…&lt;br /&gt;=================================&lt;br /&gt;6º lugar&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;- Um advogado e sua sogra estão em um edifício em chamas.&lt;br /&gt;- Você só tem tempo pra salvar um dos dois.&lt;br /&gt;- O que você faz? Vai almoçar ou vai ao cinema?&lt;br /&gt;===============================================&lt;br /&gt;5º lugar&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;- O que é preciso para reunir os Beatles?&lt;br /&gt;- Mais duas balas.&lt;br /&gt;===============================================&lt;br /&gt;4º lugar&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;A mulher comenta com o marido:&lt;br /&gt;- Querido, o relógio caiu da parede e quase acertou a cabeça da&lt;br /&gt;mamãe…&lt;br /&gt;- Maldito relógio! Sempre atrasado.&lt;br /&gt;==================================================&lt;br /&gt;3º lugar&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;- Onde você estava? - pergunta a mãe à menininha.&lt;br /&gt;- No quarto, brincando de médico com o Joãozinho.&lt;br /&gt;- De médico!?! - a mãe dá um grito e um salto da cadeira.&lt;br /&gt;- Medico do SUS, mãe…, ele nem olhou na minha cara!&lt;br /&gt;===============================================&lt;br /&gt;2º lugar&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;A titia pergunta pro Joãozinho:&lt;br /&gt;- O que vai fazer quando for grande como a titia?&lt;br /&gt;O Joãozinho responde…&lt;br /&gt;- Um regime!&lt;br /&gt;==================================================&lt;br /&gt;A grande vencedora&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Conversa de casados:&lt;br /&gt;- Querido, o que você prefere? Uma mulher bonita ou uma mulher&lt;br /&gt;inteligente?&lt;br /&gt;- Nem uma, nem outra. Você sabe que eu só gosto de você!!!&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/div&gt;           &lt;/div&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7680947241610988942-3116798782882579234?l=tremetudo2.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tremetudo2.blogspot.com/feeds/3116798782882579234/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7680947241610988942&amp;postID=3116798782882579234' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7680947241610988942/posts/default/3116798782882579234'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7680947241610988942/posts/default/3116798782882579234'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tremetudo2.blogspot.com/2008/11/mundo-das-piadas.html' title='Mundo das piadas'/><author><name>os vigaristas2</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12159812322361661713</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7680947241610988942.post-7318665321763144915</id><published>2008-11-18T15:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-18T15:52:41.957-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Corinthians e o salario</title><content type='html'>Corinthians e o salario&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.selecaodepiadas.com.br/piadas/piadas-de-futebol/corinthians-e-o-salario.html"&gt;Sabe qual é a diferença do Corinthians e do salário mínimo? R:é que o salário mínimo você ganha, ganha e não compra nada e o Corinthians você compra, compra e não GANHA nada!! ...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7680947241610988942-7318665321763144915?l=tremetudo2.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tremetudo2.blogspot.com/feeds/7318665321763144915/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7680947241610988942&amp;postID=7318665321763144915' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7680947241610988942/posts/default/7318665321763144915'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7680947241610988942/posts/default/7318665321763144915'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tremetudo2.blogspot.com/2008/11/corinthians-e-o-salario.html' title='Corinthians e o salario'/><author><name>os vigaristas2</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12159812322361661713</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
